Why isn’t god as sociable as he used to be in the bible. I mean back then he used to show up for every genocide and baby massacre. Nowadays you hardly ever see him anymore…well, except for those times where he’s appears to attention-starved old catholic ladies in the form of a god-shaped lasagne or jesus’ face in a tortilla. Apart from that he never visits anymore.
- Emile de Bergerac
Emille de Bergerac
